Nah, I was always the one getting in trouble like showing girls my willy on top of the climbig frame and running across the field squealing when lunch was over, whilst being chased by all the teachers.
I also refused to do work one day as I said I was a Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle. My mum got called and I got a smack upside the head.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Did it take you a long time to come out of your shell after that?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I had a ginger mate for the sole reason of making myself feel cool at the age of 4.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)