I have a Baroness alarm. I have a series of alarms hooked up around my house, connected to a server
which collects and records all posts on /talk. When it detects the terms "The Baroness", including her icon (hitler-monkeon.gif)
it sounds the bells right away and I am sent two text messages and an automated phone call, alerting me that Baroness has posted
and I immediately dive towards any internet connected device in order to turn on my sexy charms to woo her.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)