I have stickers
the stickers say THIS CAN BE SWITCHED OFF,

I'm not sure this would apply to a dog though
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

Dogs can be switched off.
With a hammer.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Only Jesus can then turn them back on again though.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)