an agressive wank in front of VH1's "I Love The 1990's" doesn't count

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Nah, real sex, with a real girl.
She was pretty ugly.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

that's nothing compared to what she says about you

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Meh.
For me, sex is sex. I'll take what I get.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)