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Best song to make love to?
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
smack my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
apart from that one

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
The Hokey Cokey

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
I have actually had sex to this.
FACTS.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
I went blind with tears of laughter after the fifth word
does the joke get any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
an agressive wank in front of VH1's "I Love The 1990's" doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Nah, real sex, with a real girl.
She was pretty ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
that's nothing compared to what she says about you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Meh.
For me, sex is sex. I'll take what I get.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
smack my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
chase my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
Change my pitch up

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
smack my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
chase my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
bad touch
bloodhound gang

Definitely had some cringe-worthy songs come on during sex
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
smack my bitch up
Although anything by Black Lace does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
chase my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
push pineapples
grind coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
anything by blacklace gets me in the mood really
blackboard jumble is a bit of a favourite
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
You can get a good thrusting rhythm going to
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA DO DO DO
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
Prime Mover - Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
South of Heaven.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
I am not a fan of music when I'm doing the bouncy.
Music is for seduction, not as soundtrack to fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
Like a Virgin

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
Thunderbirds Theme

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
Ahaha

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
I like to wear the costume too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
I can only get to '3' when it's played.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
The big red rocket yeah?
Penetrating thunderbird 5.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
injected with a poison- praga khan

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
We don't need that anymore

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
We don't need this anymore

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Robert Palmer's "Addicted To Love"
if you get the rhythm right.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
(Save All Your) Kisses For Me
Same reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
I'd also suggest New Order's "Blue Monday"
but I doubt anyone on here could last the full seven minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
I can still do the seven and a half minute version
but I struggle to mime all the actions from the video.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
I hope you don't do the Brotherhood of Man knees bent dance at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
I very much hope he does

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
That's pretty much exactly where I was going with that reference.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Nah you want some Squarepusher.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

pusher
+ "Hip To Be "
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
this films shit let's slash the seats- david holmes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Frankie Teardrop - Suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
That 'Short Dick Man' song from the nineties.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
Don't want no itsy bitsy shrivelled little short dick man?
dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
That's the beast.
*downloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
I used to sing that at my ex.
He never realised I was taking the piss out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
I remember my brother giving it to me on a compilation tape
that also included KLF's "Justified and Ancient" and the Eagles' Hotel California. I fucking loved that tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
anything by The Macc Lads
.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
Does Your Mother Know?
Abba
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Disease Get Out Of My Bed.
By The Locust.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
YEAH!
THE LOCUST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
i should be so lucky- kylie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
Going Through The Motions
McFly
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
21 seconds to go.
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
You fucking stud

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
you got 42 seconds to go, oh oh god..... 45 A PB

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Playing it at 78rpm is cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
Smack My Bitch Up
Grandma We Love You
Thank Heaven For Little Girls
Spanish Flea
Flight of the Bumblebee.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
"I like this"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
You Suck by Consolidated

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
I've got a brand new combine harvester - The Wurzels

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Sylvia's Mother

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
hmmm bop- those lovely ladies in hanson

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Tijuana Taxi by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
Cannibal Corpse - Pounded into Dust

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
ace of spades- motorhead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Touch Me I'm Sick by Mudhoney

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Disclaimer: stoodent loldrugs story approaching.
"Excuse me Mr DJ could you play some mudhoney?"
"I just played some."
"Did you?"
"Yes. Ten minutes ago when you asked me to."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Ha ha.
HELLO HOW ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
HELLO I AM FINE
I am having a quiet evening of ripping CDs and sorting out photographs.

Later I may alphabetise something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
An Ending (Ascent), Always Returning, Deep Blue Day or Silver Morning would work.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Actually, they might.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
I dunno, ambient music probably isn't very sexy

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
my soulmate would do it to radio 4

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
The Ace of Spades
just so you can sing along under your breath during.

And change the chorus to "The Case of AIDS".
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
jolene- dolly

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Learn from this mistake - Down

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
anything by Gary Glitter

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
those magnificent men in their flying machines- pinky and perky

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
Jizzlobber by Faith no More

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
Also
Cuckoo for Caca
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
smack my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
Gwar - Fucking an Animal

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
I fucking loved GWAR
Morality Squad would be good, just to pause when he yells out "necrobestial anal teen butt sex, BRRRRUUURURRHGHGHGH!" and then I'd slap her arse cheeks and plough back in.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I was also tempted by Sexecutioner

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
BBC Sound Effects Tape 3, Side B
Track 7 - Cat's fighting at night, followed by
Track 8 - Milk float, followed by
Track 9 - Alarm Clock
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
I've seen the video

/old skool blog
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Yeah. That Pete Burns was a sexy fucker in the '80s

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
i was thinking more
meatspin
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
Like I said ... that Pete Burns was a sexy fucker in the '80s.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend by Anal Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Bananaphone

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
The music from the R Whites lemonade ad

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
Or the Tarako music
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZIwQTo973w

I'd not heard of that before
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
Bloody hell, that's disturbing.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
:s
yes. That
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
The theme from Hawaii 5-0

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
Seriously though,
something by Isis, probably from Panopticon.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
have you heard the album they did with Aereogramme?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
Not yet.
Worth picking up?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
worth torrenting, at least
as is the second Aereogramme album
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
I was meaning to get the new Isis album anyway,
I'll shove it in the order.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
anything by jimi hendrix

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon - Neil Diamond
Shot by Both Sides - Magazine
Stuck in the Middle with You - Steeler's wheel
Knees Up Mother Brown - Traditional
Anything by R Kelly.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
I've never put my penis in a song
But I did try saying "Take it you fat slag!" because Jimmy Carr told me to.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)