Let's just both go on holiday, Jack. We can have that jacuzzi suite I was talking about.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I've got a 50% discount.
I'd like to remind you that this discount isn't with Thomas Cook, as I don't work for Thomas Cook.

You're going to Mexico, aren't you? Which part? What hotel? This is all a factor in whether or not we go on holiday together.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Fuckin' A.
To be honest, I'm not sure as my girlfriend booked it kind of without telling me. I think it's Cozumel we're going to but I haven't a clue which resort. All inclusive, woo!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

You're fine with any part of Mexico.
Just ignore the retards making swine flu jokes, and you'll be grand.

Note that these jokes are made exclusively by old people and middle aged men.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Cheers dude.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)