'Hello, im calling from Norwich Union insurance'
'Did you know accidents can happen at anytime and if you or a member of your family are suddenly injured in an accident...*beeeep*'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

hehehe Just so you know, I don't enjoy my work.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

Don't worry, you can consolidate
all your crap little jobs into one easy-to-manage monthly crap job... ;-)
(dognutz, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

I know i have

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)

Imodium
is wonderful stuff
(dognutz, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)