It was due to a toilet related incident.
I had entered the cubicle for my morning shit and noticed someone had left a 'slalom' of loose shit on the back of the pan. I exclaimed, "Oh for fuck sake, what cunt has got his arsehole half way up his back?", not realising it was my boss who had come back in for his briefcase.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)