On a job application form, where it says "reasons for leaving current employment"is it poor form to put: "Theft and illegal accounting by management staff, discriminatory and racist behaviour in recruiting, illegal working practices and terms of employment, plus, I hate everyone I worked with."?
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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AND THEN THE BRAIN LEFT EARTH FOR NO RAISON!/futurama
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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We the American working population
Hate the fact that eight hours a day
Is wasted on chasing the dream of someone that isn't us
And we may not hate our jobs,
But we hate jobs in general
That don't have to do with fighting our own causes.
We the American working population
Hate the nine-to-five day-in/day-out
When we'd rather be supporting ourselves
By being paid to perfect the pasttimes
That we have harbored based solely on the fact
That it makes us smile if it sounds dope.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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Why not just write..."Became disillusioned with current company working practices."?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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That makes you sound like a big fat Bolshy trade-unionist troublemaker.They want invertebrates. The clue is that they expect you to have a special reason to make a simple, nobody-else's-business personal choice like leaving a job.
Waffle some shit about expanding your personal horizons in fat handwriting.
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Newington, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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"I saw a dog with an errection and I had a 'Boner-Off' with it and I won and I got banned from the park"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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it's a wonder anyone has ever employed you, dg!(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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I just keep my mouth shut, flutter my eyes and wear a revealing blouse.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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i assumed you just kept turning up at the building and it was easier to give you a wheelie chairand a box with computer written on in than to have you removed everyday
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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I am the building's "Colouring-In Technician and Chair Spinning Specialist"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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sounds alright to mehow many biscuits do they pay you?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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Biscuits?!?! OH I'd dreeeeam about being paid is buscuits!I get a wet wipe every week to clean my chin with.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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are buscuits bus-sized biscuits?'cause if so, where can i get some?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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so there are no bus-sized biscuits?*sniffle*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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I'll make you some from spit and love :D(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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I would say that "I did not share the companies views on employment and staff management"(
SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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Also: I would say "I was concerned with the morality of the business practicses."(
SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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Or "I was concerned with the morality of the business practices"even
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hahahaha, they'd love that, it would show that you are really funny, hahahaha, or notnew thread please
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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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oh yes and you telling us you were off a train and Newcastle was sunny was threadworthy?both are threadworthy, stop being so upset and overweight.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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HahahaAm I allowed to use the QOTW Off Topic defence and claim I don't care in Caps Lock?
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go for it.You're also allowed to use the 'WELL SOME PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I DO' argument... I mean you've got the tits for it.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Like here:www.b3ta.com/links/My_friend_sings_Nora_Jones_What_am_I_to_you
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that lies entirely on whether you ONCE WON £10,000 FOR WHAT YOU DID(
GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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I think I summed all that up rather more succintly.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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If a bee stung his face do you think it would shrink?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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HAHA.Fuck me, I just had to pretend to have a coughing fit then.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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as long as you don't write it in your own faecesyou should be alright?
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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Who'd like to offer me a job?I'm bored.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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I've got a job for youtry to find out where my wages have been for the last month
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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You can be main Rodeo Clown for my Pug Ranch?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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woo hoo!Ride em out head em up move along knock em dead RAWHIIIIIIIIIDE
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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Your lasso is made from red liquorish so they get extra licky with you(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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come and be the new IT manager heremine is leaving and i don't want a crap new boss
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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I can't do computer.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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i said IT and you knew it was computerssounds like you're overqualified
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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seriously though. i'm gutted.my current boss is the best guy i've ever worked for.
if we end up with some humourless slave driver, i'm leaving.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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You should start your own server maintenance businessYou could quite effectively clean inside servers while they are in operation. The fans could be a little dangerous though.
P.S. Sorry
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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I could cover myself in microfibreand just roll about inside them.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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Did your cyber bunny get my Bender inspired message yesterday?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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aw he's turned off at the momenthe'll be back on on Saturday :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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"My boss wouldn't sexually harass me and I felt ugly"(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Winnar(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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It was due to a toilet related incident.I had entered the cubicle for my morning shit and noticed someone had left a 'slalom' of loose shit on the back of the pan. I exclaimed, "Oh for fuck sake, what cunt has got his arsehole half way up his back?", not realising it was my boss who had come back in for his briefcase.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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"no one wanted to play pokemon cards with me :("(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:37,
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I would love to play Pokemon and the only cards we had were 12 magicarps(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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