I can't believe he's going to be a Dad
His girlfriend's womb is going to split.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

There's that episode of Family Guy...
Where Stewie tries to put a plastic bag over his head

BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)