Comfort eating until the tears ducts close up for good.
I should write a musical.
A heterosexual musical.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

with lots of DRUMS and distorted guitars...
and a fatty eating nothing but gruel and chasing a cake on a stick
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)