You'd be a town crier
"HEAR YEE HEAR YEE, THAT PERSON OVER THEEEEEERE IS A CU-UUUUNT!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Ha ha.
Oh DG. And you've only met me once...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)