A pug-shaped dildo?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I WISH!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'll see what I can find.
Perhaps you could commission one?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)