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What the fuck has been going on?
What have I done?
Where is this all coming from?

You claim I need attention, if this is the case, why the fuck make 4 new threads about me in a row?

you know what I think?

I think that you think I'm brilliant and want me to continue posting my own unique brand of hilarity on your internetshit.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
This needs a good beat behind it

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
I'm envisaging it set to something like 'Thunder Child'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
I like it here, I don't want you all to hate me, as I crave your love.
What changes would you like to see to Wormulus's posting habits?
Bonus points for not just saying 'stop being shit'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
Stop being shit
I have no need for bonus points
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Tell me how to do this
I don't think that I'm shit, I'm obviously doing it wrong.

You're much better at /talk - what should I be doing differently?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I'm also shit
I just don't give people as many reminders of the fact as you do

except in the early hours of the morning when I'm drunk :/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
<1 per day

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
I should post less.
Ok noted.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
You think far too much of yourself, son.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Lower my self-esteem
noted
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
I love you dude.
I just think anyone that posts 'aHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!' look at me look at me! posts are spastics. That goes for all of you 'Attention Downs'.

Post something of interest and that will cause conversation or is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Well, that's me buggered then.
*Shuffles off to buy anorak, flask and notepad*

*Accepts future as trainspotter*
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Dude, just learn to chill and you'll be a diamond :)
And buy some cool trainers, no more steel toe-capped boots at a social function ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Trainers.
Right. Check.

And try not to empty my brain on psychotic drunk Irish women.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
I wasn't drunk when you were doing that, unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Esme honey? you didn't defend the psychotic bit...
:D heheheh CHASE ME CHASE ME!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Haha, I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
*tickle fights*
*accidental boob brush*
*you liked it a bit*
*I did bite myself*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
You'll be happy to know
I've stopped brain dumping.

However, my stomach still hasn't recovered from when you landed on me.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Shush it up more often

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
Just get the fuck over yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Wormulus.
Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
If you say it 5 times you get sucked into the Wormulus calendar event board.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Is that like the Wormulus Brand Toothpaste
And Wormulus Brand Teabags?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
THIS IS JMG'S FAULT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
If you hadn't bald dole mum grey'd none of this would've happened :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Wormulus.
If you were going to buy me a dog, and a house with a garden to go with it, what kind of dog would you get me?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
A dead one
Who'd still be able to spell better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
None of that was badly spelt!
So mean.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

farm1.static.flickr.com/57/164340543_616fdc863d.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
WIN !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
OH MAN

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
A pug-shaped dildo?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
I WISH!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
I'll see what I can find.
Perhaps you could commission one?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)