Dude, just learn to chill and you'll be a diamond :)
And buy some cool trainers, no more steel toe-capped boots at a social function ;)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Trainers.
Right. Check.

And try not to empty my brain on psychotic drunk Irish women.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I wasn't drunk when you were doing that, unfortunately.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Esme honey? you didn't defend the psychotic bit...
:D heheheh CHASE ME CHASE ME!!! :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Haha, I know.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

*tickle fights*
*accidental boob brush*
*you liked it a bit*
*I did bite myself*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

You'll be happy to know
I've stopped brain dumping.

However, my stomach still hasn't recovered from when you landed on me.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)