I suggest large amounts of wine and a bean flicking

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

She was twatted last night after a couple of gins
Her booze muscle is fucking rubbish these days.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

I hope you took advantage of the situation and ploughed her good?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

There's 25 miles between us
Even I can't manage that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)