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Talk among yourselves, dewbellies.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
your video was the ten most painful minutes I have ever spent on this earth

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
Ever caught your winkie in a zip?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
twice and it still doesn't compare

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
i had to pause at regular intervals to survive

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Whilst suffering from a hangover, backache and a stubbed toe?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
i should coco

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
Ha! It's not as if Michael Jackson's gonna die *tonight* though, is it?

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
I wish I'd have gone

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
Here is a shocking statement.
I made this shocking statement cos that's just how I am.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
You cunt.
It's your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Did you ring AK in the end mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
My boyfriend did it at my house when he was staying
Twas fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
I bet it's far worse than child-birth

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
What, a smalle NIP, and a bit of soreness
As opposed to something that's 1 finger wide pushing through a head and shoulders, often tearing, for sometimes days*? Then the soreness that follows?!

*sorry, the contractions can be for days, but it can take a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
I'm with Foolius on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
Ditto daddio.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

when you catch your winkie in a zip, how do you get it out? I can't imagine it being one of those "tug and bear it" situations :S

not that I HAVE a winkie to catch in a zip, I'm just interested...
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
I've caught my hair in zips before.
Assuming it's roughly the same, you just cut or rip off the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
ouchies
I feel scared of my own clothing now, even though I haven't got a willy
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
pink2.jpg, Sir. pink2.jpg.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
How odd:
Like or not like?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
I don't like Mercs.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
No!
applesofgold.com/jewelryblog/images/2009/01/2009-chevy-camaro.jpg

In yellow with racing stripes PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
much better
www.automedia.com/NewCarBuyersGuide2008/photos/2008/Honda/Accord/Sedan/2008_Honda_Accord_ext_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
It's not a transformer therefore it fails at awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
Transformer or not,
it's a HONDA ACCORD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
I'd like a Morris 1000 Transformer
Maybe it would turn into a rather stern, flat-capped old gent.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
My reason for disliking the mercs is the upwards opening door
It just seems like an addition that a tacky sports car would have
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
Like, but don't like the idea of people driving around London with a joystick.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
that's the thing i like best about it
nyyyyowm pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Great for the driver
Not great living in London where the drivers have dubious ability to drive as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
The hubcaps look ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
Oh wait, that's not the ridiculous thing about it.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
lol, concept cars

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
They look like colanders.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
I like that, but the stearing wheel joystick is retarded, as you'll have to move your hand away from it to get to the dashboard controls.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
You have to move your hands off normal steering wheels aswell.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
One hand, as you use both on a sterring wheel.
With the joystick being in the middle, and the controls there too, you'll have to use your [arm that's on the centre of the car] to do the driving AND dashboard things. You could use your [arm that's on the outside], but that really wouldn't be comfortable... having to twist your body.

I see why they've done it, no need for left/right-hand-drive models, but it's a retarded concept.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Those two-bit retard engineers who work for Mercedes won't have thought of that
and will have made a laughing stock of themselves again.

Chances are pretty good that in 20 years every car will have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
The arse end looks like a shitty Yank car
and the rims look rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
Too much like this French abortion, from the back
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Peugeot_607_darkgreen_hr.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
I don't know what's wrong with grilles these days
a lot of nice cars have their looks ruined by a fucking stupid grille.

I'm not a huge fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
I'm drawn to the headrests
they're purty
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
I like that version of 'stan' with Elton John.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED
I hate being a woman sometimes :(

I've even ordered food in and thats not like me anymore.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
You women, crikey...
*slaps thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
I'm tirederer than you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
*hugs supportively*

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
*Runs the bath, with lush stuff, a big bar of Galaxy, Ameretto-on-ice, and a Martina Cole novel on the side*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
I suggest large amounts of wine and a bean flicking

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
She was twatted last night after a couple of gins
Her booze muscle is fucking rubbish these days.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
I hope you took advantage of the situation and ploughed her good?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
There's 25 miles between us
Even I can't manage that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
What is a dewbelly?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
Play your cards right, and he might just show you ;)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
I think it's a sort of kosher japanese fruit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I had some lychees the other day.
They were very disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
I love lychees.
They're like delicious eyeballs. I also had some very nice cherries today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
I love lychees.
There is nothing that isn't great about them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
They remind me of something's knackers

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
because they are in your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
flobble

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)