Pfft
My new one is a crazy Russian dude. I don't mind, but when I asked him to speak up a bit over the whirring in the next room, he proceded to scream at me.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

The last one I saw was a German fellow, very nice chap
However, all I could hear from him was "Is it safe?"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)