My day was shat on today
When I asked the dentist receptionist for the date, she said "25th June; six months exactly til Christmas".

Arses.

How many fillings do you have? I'm avoiding a root canal like the plague; if they can't knock me out or give me sedation, it's coming out. WUSS.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Right.
I'm entering Britain's Got Talent.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

About five or so
We had a dentist that used to give us sweets for turning up on time
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Oh god
Our dentist used to just act like a cunt if we were late. When I was REALLY young, he used to say shit like 'you're late, I'll have to use the extra long needle now'.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

Ours was an old jew
I reckon he was just setting us arians up for a dental fall
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Pfft
My new one is a crazy Russian dude. I don't mind, but when I asked him to speak up a bit over the whirring in the next room, he proceded to scream at me.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

The last one I saw was a German fellow, very nice chap
However, all I could hear from him was "Is it safe?"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

None.
I have awesome and sexy teeth.

Now I'm off to the shops.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

And exactly three months till my last day at this job.
I don't have any, my teeth are powerful and healthy.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

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( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

The idiot in our office, the same one who had to ask if baby p had died,
she said the Christmas thing today. It made me want to jab things into her eyes. I've got one filling. I flossed some of it out a few months back. That was odd.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Is your flosser motorised?!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

If your days are shat on by it being 6 months till Christmas
your days must be pretty shit to start with
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Well, considering I was at a dentist
The day wasn't going too well anyway.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

Well, just to shit further on you
I managed to get 460 mile out of one tank of petrol, from a 1.6 Golf. I think if I was even more careful, I could probably hit 500.
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

That's a good thing
And the last car I contributed money for the fuel of, was an 1988 MMC Pajero (Japanese Mitsubishi Turbo). In the summer, it ran off about 1/10th diesel, the rest vegetable oil from Lidl.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Being at the dentist is good
it means an end to pain.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Not a single one
Perfect teeth, me.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

I can't see what is so terible about this, given that it is the 25th June.
No fillings. 8 milk teeth.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

*milk tooth fives*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

It must be a race thing.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

Probably.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

RACIST!

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

People pointing it out isn't nice
My dentist pulled out my remaining milk teeth when I was 14.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

I don't see a problem either.
I like Christmas.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

You asked for the fucking date.
She didn't point it out unprovoked. Take some fucking responsibility.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I have no fillings.
I'm very grateful my day wasn't RUINED like yours was.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

it's six months to christmas maggie, HOW SHALL I LIVE :O

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

HOLD ME:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

I'm more concerned that ti's sixth months since last Christmas.
It's a shocker.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

i don't have teeth, i have a complicated system of tiny pistons and blades

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

I have one filling holding together a tooth that might now be dead.
It's AWESOME.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

that's my favourite one of your teeth

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

That's lucky
I think the cause of this dentalfail at the minute is a dead tooth under a filling. It doesn't hurt to bite down, only when it's swollen.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)