at least leave it to a groovy kind of science
like 'Project LEVITATION' and not 'see how long it takes maggots to hatch out once flies have laid their eggs in your windpipe
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

One of my MSc project options involved measuring the properties of veins and arteries in cadavers for some computer models.
I politely declined that one.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)