My daughter has decided, for a career choice, to be a surgeon
like that won't change 20 times before she actually has to apply for a job but I applaud her high ideals. Thing is, surgeons need to practice on cadavers. How many of you will leave your dead useless husk of a body to medical science instead of pointlessly leaving it to feed annelids?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Yeah, why not.
They can have the bits that don't get donated.
Although I assume that bits of my body will be snapped up, so there might not be much left.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

you're a man in the medical community already though
so I'd expect you to prostitute your organs also for financial gain :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Got to supplement the public sector wages somehow.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I have a card saying I will donate everything
Maybe they could use me for science. I would quite like to be a school skeleton or something.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

i want to be mummified
with all of you thrown into the tomb with me so you may accompany me to the afterlife
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

someone take a phantom click-counter so we can record all the amount of complaints regarding 'there
is absolutely no fun to be had in this tomb in the afterlife' compaints. Make it a 6-figure counter.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm going to be preserved and put on display in a branch of KFC.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

I fucking love KFC
hang on, why isn't that an autocomplete?
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I want to leave my body to the Hammer film co.
They can use for their intestinal and decapitational needs.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I'm going to get a man to stick a knife in my face

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

knife BIG FAT HAIRY COCK
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

YOU WISH

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I bought a manbag today
I think this leaves me just one step away from having a big fat hairy cock in my face
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6252410
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I've got a manbag, but it's pretty cool.
Looky.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

That's a record bag isn't it?

( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

It's still a bag for a man. Or a bag for carrying men.
It's a satchel, or courier bag I think.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Ah I don't really see them as manbags
manbags tend to be smaller, and poncier.

though mine isn't poncy.
honest.
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Winner!
get pay

Have you listened to that yet?
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Of course I haven't.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Battle Royale.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

you gotta hope they get that shot in one
heaven forbid someone should corpse while they are doing he decapitation

(joke there somewhere)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Cremation, here.
Can't imagine there'll be any reason to keep my body around once I'm done with it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

i was in the Royal College of Surgeons in that london doing work stuff
they have 68 cadavers in their morgue. it's ok as long as you remember they are just things to practice on. bit creepy though. they train loads of surgeons.
i will be leaving my body to science.
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

at least leave it to a groovy kind of science
like 'Project LEVITATION' and not 'see how long it takes maggots to hatch out once flies have laid their eggs in your windpipe
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

One of my MSc project options involved measuring the properties of veins and arteries in cadavers for some computer models.
I politely declined that one.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)