As he fought to stay alive his body started to shiver
seems no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller...
(mcai7et2, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

sorry sir, just my way of dealing with BAD news
(mcai7et2, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

We've already done that one, you wanker.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

This one actually made me laugh.
I imagine sickipedia's databases are crumbling as we speak.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)