He can't moonwalk anywhere.
Because he's dead. You callous fuck.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

He was only a mere mortal.
He couldn't resist the evil of the thriller.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)