THERE EXISTS A PIECE OF LIQUORICE SO LONG THAT IT IS REPUTED THAT TO EAT IT ALL FROM END TO END WOULD TAKE OVER THIRTEEN LIFETIMES
THERE IS NO OFFICIAL RECORD OF IT'S LENGTH, HOWEVER, AS IT WAS BURIED IN THE TOMB OF STAN LAUREL UPON HIS PASSING, AND NO ADVENTURER HAS DARED TO RETRIEVE IT
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

:-D

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)