You haven't made anyone laugh.
You're not drunk as fuck either, otherwise you'd not be typing on the Internet at all. Drunk people are never online.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:17,
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ok, i'm drunk and stoned.
you win
(BusinessCathas a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:19,
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