Oh dear...
www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a162107/jackson-sparks-celeb-death-hoaxes.html
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

Ha ha ha
Spastics
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)

obviously fake
there's no such place as Northlandin.

Northland in New Zealand, yes.

and Kauri Cliffs is really called Otoroa
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)