OFFERS ANYONE?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)

12p

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

PLEASE NOTE:
These tickets have already been paid for (£1590 face value)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

12p + a stamped addressed envelope

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)

12p, a stamped addressed envelope and.........
a copy of Jade Goody's book
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

I WILL NOT BE BEATEN
12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, and Jordan's autobiography.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)

How's about...
12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, Jordan's autobiography and a Charlies Angels poster
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, Jordan's autobiography and a Charlies Angels poster, AND one of Diana's shoes.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

Final offer!!!
12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, Jordan's autobiography and a Charlies Angels poster, one of Diana's shoes and Lord Lucan.... he lives in my cellar.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

Fine. you have it.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

I win!!!!
LOOOSER!!!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)