What?
Wait... are you asking me to put my cock up your arse? Is that what you're asking?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

sure why not nobody's looking
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)