Please come up with something good and original about MJ.
I can't do it, so I'm not making any jokes.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Oh dear. I've just noticed a grammatical error on one of tesco's products.
Do I tell them and get a cash prize?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Nothing is original
When you mention the Simpson's NOTHING is original,
and I managed to think of this all by myself :P
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Even if you did, if you read my post you'll notice that "original" wasn't my only criteria.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Criterion.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

This is no time to talk about your favourite Transformer.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

wasn't my only criteria.
Ouch,
and if you cant think of anything nice to say
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)