I'm sat in my pants waiting for a lady to bring me more booze
could be waiting a while 'cos I'm not actually expecting anyone
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Keep the faith.
You never know.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Yup.
There have been lots of young ladies today in bikinis and some of them only half a bikini. If one of those turns up with a 3l bottle of cider I shall be a happy man indeed.

She doesn't need to bring fags, I've got some.
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

phone the off-licence and tell them you're bed ridden
ask them to bring some round.
works every time
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

my local taxi place will deliver booze and fags for a fee

( well, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)