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Hello Shits.
I've sent O**line *irl to go get Indian food in the drizzle.
I'm staying here and typing on the internet where it's warm.

How are you, the in-house complaints and eating deartment aserting your male authority?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
I've just come home
I never expected the MJ theme to STILL be going
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
+MG
and the whole world has to answer right now
just to tell you once again WHO'S BALD
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
I think I took a lot of the blame last night.
I'm a terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
no-one's even mentioned Farah Fawcett :(
I blame Uri Geller myself
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
HE'S A WITCH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
He was on the radio this moring claiming that MJ has been in good health.
Uri Geller - not a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
Unless he's been given an honorary doctorate in spoon bending by South Walsall Polytechnic.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Not much of a psychic either

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
dammit jim

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
she didn't actually do anything interesting since charlie's angels though, did she?
mind you, the converse is that she never sang "earth song."

i like to think that jacko will spend a hundred years in hell for that, even if i liked everything he did prior to "leave me alone"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
she didn't need to do anything more than charlies angels
that was more than enough for any schoolboy
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
She's just a girl who thinks I live with my mum

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
A bit fed-up JMG.
Some happy music and some wine will cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
corries on now
I'm liking the kevin/molley will they/won't they shag story
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
I am shocked and saddened by your Twitter status.
Internet sympathy and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Thanks lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
I'm sat in my pants waiting for a lady to bring me more booze
could be waiting a while 'cos I'm not actually expecting anyone
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Keep the faith.
You never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
Yup.
There have been lots of young ladies today in bikinis and some of them only half a bikini. If one of those turns up with a 3l bottle of cider I shall be a happy man indeed.

She doesn't need to bring fags, I've got some.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
phone the off-licence and tell them you're bed ridden
ask them to bring some round.
works every time
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
my local taxi place will deliver booze and fags for a fee

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
I don't need to assert it.
It just sits there naturally. Much like an electric field
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
I'm not.
She's decided she isn't coming over tonight so I'm just going to eat crisps and dip.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
You'd better hope so, big boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
I'll give you a monster munch if you give me a pringle

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Only if I can see your quaver.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
You'll have to show him your cheesy Wotsit first.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
I'M RUBBING MY NIK NAKS RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Its warmer outside than it is inside at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
not here it isn't
I've been melting faster than michael jacksons nose in this heat
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
It's quite warm here.
I might wander down to the shops in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
can you get me a magnum please?
I've had a craving for ice-cream all day
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
Gaz me £2 then.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)