Noone on the corner has swagger like me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

What if a clone of you was on the corner?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Then they would be similar enough to have at least an equal amount of swagger.
I concede to your logic.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)