I enjoy listening to some pop music and find Lady Gaga attractive.
TELL ME THINGS. GO.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I went to see Transformers tonight
it had excellent explosions.
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

:D

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

You ruined it for me :(
Admittedly, not as much as Michael Bay ruined it for me, but there you go.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I'm a bitch!
:oD
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I have 2 months off!

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

GET IN!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

who on earth gives employees 2 months off in one go?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

British Airways.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm not employed
summer holidays
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

*grooms*

( MrA, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

College holidays
*slaps hand*
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I had a VIP in the back of my bus today

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Was it Austin Healy?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

a council official

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

BATMAN!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

you are easily pleased.
FACT
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

NAH

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I have something of a crush on one of the chefs at work.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Is she ginger?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Brown with blonde highlights.
Usually in a cute little ponytail.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

:D

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

She's got lovely wide blue eyes too.
And she's about a foot shorter and three years younger than me.

By all rights, I should be well in there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Don't forget to show her how awesome you are!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Nice
I'm a sucker for short girls.

Anything much over 5'4 and i'm not interested!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Owt with a nice face and a nice arse does for me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

i see that hairstyle quite a lot
must be an increase for the demand of ponytails
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Not all shit is good for the garden.
Apparantly.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Oh man, you shouldn't eat ice cream before you shit on the tulips :(

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

It wasn't on the tulips.
I was in urgent need of a mud out and thought I'd curl one out on the lawn and blame the dog. Bloody Jehovah's witnesses.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Oh lordy :(

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I spent a four-figure amount of money on tyres and wheels
which don't fit my car. I am rather irate.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Slam fists and demand an exchange. DEMAND.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

second-hand, innit
and the reason they don't fit? The previous owner skimped on a really silly pikey cost, spending 15 quid instead of 20 so that now I have to spend the 20 quid again to make these wheels fit. The cunt.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Spacers?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I'd have to out 20mm at least
which means hubcentrics and a cunt for the front wheel bearings, which on a six-cylinder isn't a good idea, plus it means the same at the back to compensate, so 100quid all round for some aluminium discs. No thanks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I'm going to take a rasp and try to shave off a few millimetres from the tie rod
and if that works, I'll get proper high quality low profile ones
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I told you the best place for tyres!
www.etyres.co.uk
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yeah, they had good prices
but they were a bit reluctant to drive a thousand miles each way for delivery
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'm going home on Thursday.
I might make some toast.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

FANTASTIC!
Will you have jam?
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Nope, don't think we have any.
It's all go here.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

NO JAM!
CRIPES!
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Saveloys taste so much better from a chinese take out

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I will investigate this!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

just 'coz she dances go-go
it don't make her a ho, no
maxine, put your dance shoes on
we going to the disco
we gonna eeelope to meeeexico
called up my mama, said i'm in love with a stripper, yo
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

*boogies*

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

At points in my life I have broken ribs, sternum, toes, foot, fingers and wrist.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Were they repaired with METAL?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Should have been, but alas, no.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

MECHAHAROLDBISHOPSLOVECHILD ANGRY!
MECHAHAROLDBISHOPSLOVECHILD SMASH!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

This brings up THE best image in my head!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

This evening I have decided to take my kiteboarding instuctors course
and fuck off to the carribean to teach for six months as there aren't any graduate jobs here.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Also I heard Lady Ga Ga
Is a transgender. She has manbits and ladybits too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

This does not bother me.
I can still do her up the bum!
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Haha!
Alright then, take her up the chuff!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

:D I TOTALLY SHALL DO SO

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Noone on the corner has swagger like me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

What if a clone of you was on the corner?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Then they would be similar enough to have at least an equal amount of swagger.
I concede to your logic.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

gin and tonic with half a squeezed lime
and sliced cucumber for the fucking WIN
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

YEAH?!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

I had this earlier
Although not the lime.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I may have more

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

why do you have to be so competitive?
all this "for the fucking win." You're not impressing anyone with your petty oneupmanship, you know.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

WIN WIN WIN!!!
YEAH! VICTORY! NUMBER1! NO PRIZE FOR SECOND!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

god bless deletion

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Deletion is not cool :(

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

god bless deletion

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I too like pop music and Lady Gaga
She is purdy.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

What is your opinion on her dress sense?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Weird
But she kinda suits it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

:D
I liked her sparking chest piece from the Glastonbury set!
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I haven't seen any of the Glastonbury stuff
I did hear about it though. I luff her.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'm going to see her very soon!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Bitch

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)