Why the fuck would I read the Swansea Evening Post?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Maybe Swansea are in competition with Bridgend now.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Want to help me open up a hardware store in Swansea?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

How about half price rope?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

hahaha
you might need new upvc windows
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)