one last mesage to ruin your night
tara, i hope you all read the evening post, swansea edition. there'll be a special message for you all in the next few days
(ls, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

for me?!
:D
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Who's Tara?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Blue Star?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Would she be interested in the Swansea evening post?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Good point :)

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

i doubt it

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Oh, I think they meant ta-raa. It all becomes clear now.

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Ohhhhh.
That makes more sense. Shame I won't be able to read about that loser ending his life, instead of looking for professional help.
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

it could all be irrelevant. they'll probably could be dead now
it's been 8 minutes
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

I hope so
cos it's a rubbish troll.
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

which of the seven kinds of twat are you?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

the bad one

( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Not happy or bashful, that's for sure

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

the hong kong exploitation film of the 70s that never got made
the 7 kinds of golden twats and their revenge
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I got The Water Margin the other day
"90 heroes and one evil man"
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Sir Twatmeister!!!

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Abbi twatmuss

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Father Twatmas

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

sounds catholic.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Feck off!!
ARSE!!!!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

I only know one Tara on here
I hope she laughed in your face.
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

The Tara I know on here is nothing but lovely
I hope she laughed in your face then but out a burning cigarette on it.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

on me?

( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

No no,
sorry, lazymuffin's
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

That's ok then
cos I'm lovely really.
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I'm sure!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

laughed
strikethroughed
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Why the fuck would I read the Swansea Evening Post?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Maybe Swansea are in competition with Bridgend now.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Want to help me open up a hardware store in Swansea?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

How about half price rope?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

hahaha
you might need new upvc windows
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

What sort of stupid cunt would live in the distribution zone of the swansea news?
my blood shivers at the very thought of being that low on the food chain
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Well, that's my night fucking ruined.
You BITCH.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Not much call for that in the Fens.
I'll see if Smith's have got it when I go to Ely.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

WH- or Walter-
Cos I warn you, these butchers get pretty lairy when you go in for the 19th time and ask for a newspaper.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Our local butcher looks like Shrek.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

i don't so your message will be lost on me, are you going to top yourself and blame b3ta? that would be quite something

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

well, it's been an eventful 13 days which have clearly affected your life so

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I went to Swansea the other week!
We should have gone for a drink!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

CURSE YOU. YOU KNOW EVEN THE VERY MENTION OF THE SWANSEA EVENING POST
RUINS MY LIFE. YOU CAD.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Results may vary
she may get bored of buying said newspaper and scanning the ads for it NOT to turn up so I hope it wasn't an iimportant message.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Dude, what?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

I think one of us is supposed to phone Vampyrecat
we'd better hurry we've only got 4 minutes left
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

nah
you will fail, so badly
( weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

reconsider
don't let yourself down. and you've only posted 4 messages here apparently. get some sleep and forget about b3ta.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)