Wooden or plastic bird tables?
You should have bought some lawn furniture as well. Unless you already have some.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

oh ya cheap old plastic kind, the ones that brake after a year of weather
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Has to be white as well. Proper plastic.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

and made from bakelite
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)