I'm at Glastonbury.
LOL I'm not really.
So what have you all been up to?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Watching iplayer.
I'm well cool.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

*CHEAP SWANSEA EVENING POST PLUG*

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

If a Troll falls over in the woods, does anybody care?

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

only if outside observers are there with sound recording equipment
and allude the inexplicable lack of recorded volume to a hardware malfunction
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

And how many mickles make a muckle?

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

11.4
Unless it it is a metric muckle, then 10
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I've been to Swansea.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Fuck all.
Drinking beer, entertaining cats (genuine cats, I'm not doing any kind of hip-jazzster slang) and F5'ing on here.

Oh, and ordered a lovely new N97 phone which, fingers crossed, should be with me by lunchtime tomorrow.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

hello mr 'sfive
how're you?

sounds like you've had a productive evening
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

I am good, and ever so slightly drunk.
It hasn't been too bad an evening. I've updated www.killingthejoke.blogspot.com as well, which I thought I'd never do.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I'm a bit drunk too
What have you been drinking?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Guinness.

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Good work
I have been on Shepherd Neame's Master Brew tonight.

Their brewery is within sight of my bedroom.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

I went to the off license to buy six bottles of Banana Beer
but they were sold out, so a six pack of Guinness it was.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

wahey!
me too. also, i don't know what the normal punchline would be. which is a first since killingthejoke started
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

The old joke is "all the toilets at the police station have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on"
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

AH YES
i do know that one
brain functionality is at 40% currently

when are you coming to visit me then?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

At some point. *
* Some point = some time this year when I'm not skint.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

= not this year
;o)
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

it's not THAT expensive!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

It'll be some point in the next couple of months,
worry ye not.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I want one!
Looks fantastic.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

I've been setting up my gear for a gig tomorrow JMG.
Our guitarist is getting married and we are doing a set at the reception. In a barn.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

In a change to the programme advertised, I'll be the vicar.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'd pay to see this

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

I'm not sure they are ready for such high standards.
I'm not sure how the guests are going to take us either. I dare say there will be at least one drunk uncle who wants The Birdy Song and trips over a monitor.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

are you really REALLY going to be at the HB bash?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Of course he's not.
I am though. Yay!
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

me too!
i'm looking forward to it

some people going that i haven't met before but would like to
and some people that it is always nice to see :)
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

that sounds like a really good night
/ac
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Being a fatty on the internet
How about you JMG?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I enjoyed FOREIGN FOOD at O**line *irl's which we won't get in to too much.
Also watched some Glastonbury.
The acts are either immensely sweaty or I am unable to comprehend the reasons for them being there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

I haven't been to Glastonbury in a few years now.
Too full of crusties and Bruce Springsteen.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

JM, I don't know what changed your demeanour
but you seem to be laying off the fatties.

That is the start of your journey towards being an ACCEPTABLE HUMAN BEING with NO PREJUDICES.

Oh, don't get me wrong, keep on thinking your dark thoughts. Just keep it under your hat.

*Awards Gold star on homework*
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'm attending a b4sh.
Lure them all in. Then pipe bomb.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

I'm greatly looking forward to meeting you JMG
Although you might find me a disappointment. I'm not fat and I don't watch 'blimey the football eh?'.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I'm disappointed by you already
and I'm not even going to the bash ;o)
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

This is a totally normal reaction
I'm not too phased by it now.

I am one massive disappointment.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

excellent
so are all the other cunts here.
( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

WHY AREN'T YOU?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

cos I'm on fucking holiday!

( jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

I can't believe I'm finally getting the JMG experience
but I'm too much of a cynic to not feel that in the future, results may vary. No worries, no offence, it's only pixels etc.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Watched BlimeyTheFootball™ at teatime
Went to the pub.
Came home.
Despaired at the internet.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Excellent footballing, there.
*Dampens brow*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Been watching some proper horror splatter series :P
and then went to B&Q for garden stuff blah blah blah...
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Don't ''blah blah blah'' garden stuff.
Garden stuff can make or break this thread. What stuff did you get?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

i hope it was chairs for the garden. i'd love a garden.
was it chairs for the garden?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Oh it was garden and plant feed and grass seed, plus some bird seeds tables to put up
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Wooden or plastic bird tables?
You should have bought some lawn furniture as well. Unless you already have some.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

oh ya cheap old plastic kind, the ones that brake after a year of weather
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Has to be white as well. Proper plastic.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

and made from bakelite
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

fuck all
but i seem to be missing some sort of clint eastwood film on telly. sad times.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

nothing of note, bit of telly, bit of internet, drunk some wine, school fete tomorrow, great times

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

if it's piss awful
will it still be a fete worse than death?

'TISh DUm BAD'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

BOO

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

buncha people came round. a man was waxed :(
now people are watching a film and i am here
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Yes.
Best keep well away from all that silliness, RHC.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

*salute*

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I've been working
Now watching glasto on bbc2 and having a beer
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Barbecueing JMG,
Sausages, chicken, peppers, beer. Good stuff.

What has JMG been up to? Edit: I see you've already answered that. Good work.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

I'm depenable, and unexpendable.
*Cape*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I watched Deception, staring Ewan McGregor.
A right pile of toss. Avoid.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)