Scottish, is he?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Ummmm... no.
He comes from the same place as me, you syphilitic tosspot.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Your lack of understanding makes me sad online.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Your lack of hilariousness makes me unhappy.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

You leave HBLC alone, you horrid bully.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

You leave ME alone,
You horrid fuzzy-loving shit-fuck.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

I knew I could rely on you!
I find it pointless to get into a slanging match with someone who I can only describe as a spastic.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Well done!
Hahahah!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)