Back to JMG then.
Tomorrow is a very exciting pub crawl.
What type of hat should I wear?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

I vote stovepipe

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

TOP

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Trilby, with the angle set to "jaunty"
later in the day, you can adjust the angle manually to "rakish"
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Excellent!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Why not the Michal Jackson Angle? Are you a racialist?
He is with the angles now.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

A flat cap, worn backwards.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

A green bowler.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

tricorn?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

I think you should wear two hats

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

A 16 year old's homophobic arsehat.
You total nonce.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

I wasn't on the bus you know?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

I still don't like you.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Loads of chubby types on here dislike me.
There's a club!
I'm an equal rights internet user. Well done me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

They dislike you because they wish they were as huge as you.
Fucking beached whale.

Oh wait - beeyatchuhd wayhul.

Is that right?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

CAN WE HAVE MOOHALAA INTERPRET?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

uh oh, where's Mike when you need him...

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Inside some 80 year old's vagina, no doubt.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

i'll field this one!
ahem. "JMG IS FAT AND HAS A FUNNY ACCENT"
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

G0NZ0
dribbled his mouth juice all over my legs last time I saw him.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Don't bring me into this.
You're the one picking on Jammy because you had a tiffle with some scallywags from his home-town and then played the vicitim to us.

Yeah', you're a regular Martin Luther you are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

You're the one picking on me because I am retaliating against JMG's remarks.
You fucking hairy, snoring tub of shit.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

You're playing the victim again, you brought me into this, not the other way around.
Go and explain Marixsm to your bitch of the week, oh wait, I think out of the two, you're the one who's the bitch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

You speak fruit?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

i took an evening course when it turned out i had a gay housemate

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Excellent political correcting, here.
*Firm handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

i'm doing my bit, jmg
but i'm just one (startlingly handsome) man
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Scottish, is he?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Ummmm... no.
He comes from the same place as me, you syphilitic tosspot.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Your lack of understanding makes me sad online.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Your lack of hilariousness makes me unhappy.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

You leave HBLC alone, you horrid bully.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

You leave ME alone,
You horrid fuzzy-loving shit-fuck.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

I knew I could rely on you!
I find it pointless to get into a slanging match with someone who I can only describe as a spastic.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Well done!
Hahahah!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

but it was your fault

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

I can see this developing.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

i think upseting roaneah is par for the course round here, he's here he's queer and he is going to make a broadway production about it all day long till he flounces off again

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

FUCK YOU!
*flounces*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

He said it happened in Newcastle.
It can only be you Jammer, it can only be you :(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I think it was Friz' unborn child.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

deerstalker

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Only if teamed with a bubble pipe

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

natch

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Flat cap
drink nothing but John Smiths
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Yeah great, let's just steal half of JackAction's post.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Silly me

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

a nice safe hard hat

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

If you don't wear a deerstalker
I'll be very disappointed.
(mingeswingers, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I mightn't own one, these days.
I'm unsure.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Whichever is best for the occasion.
What's your opinion on trilbys? I'm off to a gangster-themed party later in the month, and need a suitably 30s hat.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I saw some SKA enjoyers wearing some, earlier.
I didn't think much of it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

A welder's mask
and nothing else.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I'd certainly lose the tan lines.
An interesting development.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

come to me for all your fashion advice.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

BUMHAT

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

That's your answer to everything.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

That's because it's the answer that always works.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Hat hat hat.
Whatever. England win a penalty shoot out, how about that?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)