My penis.
It was my penis that made fun of me.

He speaks to me sometimes. He tells me I am a worthless fag.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Chins up.
I very rarely use the bus.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

Oh, I understand that you get your adoring b3tans to carry you everywhere.
Because "EVERYONE LOVES YOU!"
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

I'm b3ta's hero.
Note my adoring public.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

*looks around*
Sorry, I don't follow the trend. I hate you. :)

Plz prove yourself. Kthxbai.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Yes. As I said earlier.
I have loads of portly haters, too.
:(

I don't need proof. Cheers!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)