Leather coats.
a) A gay look,
b) Straight look or..
c) Just disagree with JMG's opinion?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Find that matrix pic of SuperMatt and decide.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Oh oh...
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Case solved.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Leather jackets are straight, 'cause that's what The Fonz wore.
Leather coats are gayer that Graham Norton wanking whilst watching Brokeback Mountain.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Most deffo this.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I own TWO leather jackets.
This isn't even an internet lie. TWO.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

I had one but it got barbed wired when I got stupid on a night out.
RIP LEATHER JACKET
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

I barbed wired a brand new Skindred shirt when I got pissed on a night out.
I thought I was near my house, but I was actually in Pill. Pill is not a nice place.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

I have never heard of Pill, it's an intriguing place name.
I decided I wanted to try and take some tractor for a ride on my way home one night and ran to it, not seeing the barbed wire fence. Idiot.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Pillgwenlly. Horrible place.
Coincidently, it's where Skindred are from. And it happenned after one of their Christmas gigs. I passed out on a bench and when I woke up I thought I was home. I climbed a fence that wasn't there when I left home and tore my new shirt. Police were called and they gave me a lift into town where I got a taxi home. My trainers are still muddy from that night :(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

this

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I always go for C.
C = cunt.
C = crass.
C = cut you a new arsehole that I will fuck relentlessly until you die from bloodloss.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Listen Mary Poppins.
Some children picked on you, on the bus.
It wasn't me. Calm down.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEEEELS ARE ALIIIIIVE

WITH THE SOUND OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSIIIIIK!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Is that what you want?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Who

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

the FUCK

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

are you?

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

I get Roneah and Wildheart Baby confused.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

I've never found WB to be anything less than a stand-up chap.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Stop bullying young Roneah!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Did you know that he's gay?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Thut the fuck up, thexy.
How dare you call me a thodding gay?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

*Chucks a big bucket of attention over you *
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

That's absolutely lovely.
Next time, please fill it with cocks.

Kthxbai.

Jew.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Because you're gay, yeah?
Let's not forget that it's gay. It wouldn't like it if we all forgot that it was gay.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

I'm gay, you fucking idiot!
Stop it with the pussy.

COCKS COCKS COCKS IS WHAT I WANT!

I R IN PRZN CUZ I SHWD MY COK IN PBLIC LOLZ
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
WHO?



FUCK?




WHO?




FUUUCK!


/PJ Harvey
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

These kids that made fun of you on the bus.
Boys or girls?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

My penis.
It was my penis that made fun of me.

He speaks to me sometimes. He tells me I am a worthless fag.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Chins up.
I very rarely use the bus.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

Oh, I understand that you get your adoring b3tans to carry you everywhere.
Because "EVERYONE LOVES YOU!"
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

I'm b3ta's hero.
Note my adoring public.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

*looks around*
Sorry, I don't follow the trend. I hate you. :)

Plz prove yourself. Kthxbai.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Yes. As I said earlier.
I have loads of portly haters, too.
:(

I don't need proof. Cheers!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

d) SuperMatt

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Can't hear you, I'm shouting BLAME JMG too loud

( moohalaa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Moohalaa.
I'm sure you're questioning the direction of Newcastle United given the nonsense off the field.
What are your recommendations?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

i suggest...
JMG should arrange a consortium to buy the club
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

There'd be much change.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

will you bring back...
john carver? a geordie running things, like...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Talk is he's on the way back with Shearer.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

his heart...
may explode on the pitch. looked like it a few times here in toronto. you could see the veins on his neck bulging. gotta like a manager with a bit of emotion. but when he goes, there will be little bits of him all over
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Football, you say?
I see.
*rubs chin*
Yeah, you see, I'm really not qualified to comment on this I'm afraid.
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

OHH MOOHALAA!
At this rate we're going to start the season with Baldmonkey in charge.
Nobody wants that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE DOLE QUEUE
DON'T BLAME IT ON THE BALDNESS
DON'T BLAME IT ON THE OLD TYNE
BLAME IT ON THE GEORDIE
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

pfft!
best yet
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

no one cares

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

They do.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

don't

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

I have one.
The outcome of your poll will clearly decide if i'm a bad person.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

LEATHER IS IN.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Thank god.
I was begining to pour lighter fluid all over my coat for summary burning if the tide had turned.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

depends on the coat
if it's a big pink leather coat made from the bum skin of a big gay ox then yes, it's a gay coat
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

You said it suited me :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

it brings out your wandering eyes

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

a and b
if it's a bomber jacket, it's B. if it's long like a trenchcoat, it's queerer than liberace's hairdresser
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Are we talking about long black gay leather coats like SuperMatt is known for
or jackets like this, which are actually quite cool even when it's not celebrities wearing them?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Jackets are fine, as that's what The Fonz wore.
Leather coats are for weirdos who will most likely shoot up a school.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

I agree with this.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Jacket, yes.
I own one.
It's done me well.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

biker jackets ONLY for people who own a bike

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)