DON'T BLAME IT ON THE DOLE QUEUE
DON'T BLAME IT ON THE BALDNESS
DON'T BLAME IT ON THE OLD TYNE
BLAME IT ON THE GEORDIE
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

pfft!
best yet
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)