Moments is definately a word.
I've seen it on Countdown and everything.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Oh no wait. I read that backwards.
MMMNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHH.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Reading things backwards is rarely good
Window the in doggy that is much how?
Tail waggily the with one the.
Window the in doggy that is much how?
Sale for is doggy that hope do I!
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Leave my mind alone.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

*pokes it a bit more*
that'll be done in about 10 minutes, should be nice and tasty :)
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)