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*feels young*
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Awww!
*ruffles your hair*
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

Apparently Michael Jackson likes to feel the young as well.
Obvious response
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

He was found not guilty,
so apparently he doesn't.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)