Because your penis fell onto one?
BWAHAHAHAAAA!

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( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

Yes!
This absolutely happened!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

I am so turned on right now.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)