Most things are beyond you, go put a dress on.
I'm actually quite nice y'know.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I fully expect you to be
This is starting to sound like we've arranged to meet up, perhaps in a seedy back street hotel for aggressive cock fun
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Make sure you're wearing that dress.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)