b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6256721

GOOD MORN'
Today, I'm going to get up, I'm going to have some toast probably a cup of tea too. Then I'm going to tidy the house a bit, then I'm going to get my hair cut. Hopefully all of this will be finished by 2pm so I can watch the Lions. I might have some lunch whilst watching the rugby, possibly a sandwich, with tuna in it. I like tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
Tuna is the sign of a homosexual

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
I thought wearing a dress was?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Its a common misconception

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
combine both, attract gay seagulls

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Semen Gulls, if you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Semengulps

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
I had bacon and eggs for breakfast and I might have a hair cut.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
i cut my own hair
its a bit scruffy, but i dont mind
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
sweet muscular Jesus H tap-dancing CHRIST you are dull

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
Hello Gilgly Wilgly Meshy Weshy!
Gosh, you're cute.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
you fucking dullard
you started a thread to say "oh lol, I had breakfast and later I might watch television"?

fuck off out of my sight before I kick you into the middle of next week you waste of a teaspoon of spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
I bet you're lovely offline.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
I wish ... I wish I didn't keep losin' me birds

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
Pigeon fancier?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
WRONG ANSWER, THICKO

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Boo hoo etc..
You'd make a great replacement for Paxman on University Challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
You probably do work for charity too.
But don't tell anyone because it would ruin your hard arse facade.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
christ, you really would put a glass eye to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
That's a bit of a generic saying,
I expect more from you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
Im often accused of being nice in 'real life'
Quite why people offer that as a defense for being a cunt is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Most things are beyond you, go put a dress on.
I'm actually quite nice y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
I fully expect you to be
This is starting to sound like we've arranged to meet up, perhaps in a seedy back street hotel for aggressive cock fun
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Make sure you're wearing that dress.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
what are you doing later?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
sleeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I'm going to a fancy dress party as Lady Gaga

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
She's fit.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
she looks like a tranny

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
That's why I'm concerned for myself.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
That's good, because Karl does too.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
I wouldn't say no.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
She looks like a man in a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
She is constantly sticking her vagina in your face to compensate, though

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I think that's the gayest thing I've ever read

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
It's going to take ages to get ready.
I have to sort out my make up and everything :(
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
Do you want to be her?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
No, I want to be in her.
HAHAHAH LOOK AT ME, I AM SO FUNNY.

I hate myself sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
she used to be a him
not that matters of course.. or does it?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
I'm installed stuff on a new PC, and doing some place tags for a wedding

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
Today I am going to do fuck all
I might go to the shop but I really don't think I can be bothered. I do have to repot my herbs though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
I'm going
to have a shower in a mo!! Then put on some pants and clothes and have a jolly day!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Pants AND clothes?
Wow. What kind of jolly day will you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
clothes first, pants on the outside.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
Yes..
can't go out without pants and clothes.. people might see my bits! Will be having general jollyness... possibly.. with a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
*AWOOGA**AWOOGA*
My regular in hilarious 'comedy' account detector has detected a massive spike in bullshit related activities.

*watches dial bury itself in the wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
I'm afraid..
your detector is defective... not a comedy account.. it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
Photos with todays paper please.
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
Nice hat!

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
Panderer.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I don't even like bamboo!

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
I'm going to finish this lolly, then do the washing up
then off to the local fete.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
You finished that lolly yet?
What kind of lolly was it??
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
YES I FINISHED IT
It was a FAB
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
There was a Fab in my freezer, but the freezer broke and it melted.
What a horrible day that was.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
thats appalling.
I hope you rectified the situation toot sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I've still not recovered.
I walked to the shops and had a Twister, in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
Such a sad story
I can see why you wouldn't be over it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
I got the lawnmower out and it started raining :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
I'll trade you. It's 20 degrees outside, and nar'y a cloud in the sky.

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
I did mine at half eight when I saw the clouds coming!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
I'm going to get some housework done, get dressed
and then I am out experiencing LOCAL CULTURE with CrazyJude and her missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Local culture in Suffolk. What could that be?

Does it involve incest?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
Melford Hall.
Incest is for Sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
You had me until tea.. urk.
Keep your tea, I'll make some coffee.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
What are you? French?!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Coffee is a billion times better than tea

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
fuck off tea cunt, coffee is the fucking TITS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
You appear to be wrong.
Sorry for having to point this out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Appearances can be deceiving
in the tea/coffee camp, you're rooting for some limp dried leaves stewed in a mug of hot water and then doused in the rotting fat discharged from a bovine's tit. You might as well ask the chef in a restaurant if you can have a cup of the water he boiled your vegetables in.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I could talk about coffee in some derogatory manner,
using all sorts of crazy adjectives, but ultimately, tea wins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Whatever,
tea is the ultimate beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
you fucking moron, tea is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
You've clearly made another mistake, let me correct that for you to save your blushes.
shit the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
If the best thing in your life is a weak leaf brew, you truly lead a miserable worthless existence

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
I thrive on the misery.
I'd make a great goth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
ANYWAY,
I'm off to get my hair cut now. Gaz me some hate messages, I'd love to hear from you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
CUT YOUR THROAT, SHITCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
Why would I need to?
you embarass yourself in public enough as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
WATER FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I am going to families for a bbq
My son has just seen Michael Jacksons proper dancing for the first time (smooth criminal) and now we're looking on the tellybox for thriller and bad, he's running around the house shouting SHAMONE
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
at least its not the bo selecta michael jackson

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
hahaha he came home from school yesterday and asked about that
He said another boy had been walking around saying shamone and then some bad words.

Apparently they had been playing the thriller album in PE, I really wish all schools were like his, if they work hard, at the end of the week they get an hour on the wii, they go out on the minibus 3 times a week to all sorts of awesome places. The other day they were taken to the woods, given saws, hammers and nails and they made a den.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
we never did things liek that at school
were we just made to go roudn the village in all weathers delivering leaflets door to door.

if we were taken to the woods im sure we would be left behind
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

left entered from
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
haha

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
I'm going to work, you big poof.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Get me a cheap holiday.
Tunisia please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I'm up to visit my dad
cos he's in hospital (and it's dent folk festival which I was coming up for anyway).

I've been inveigled into working this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
awww hope your dad is ok

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
That's relatively close to how I plan on spending my day.
Only, instead of the Lions, I'll be playing computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
Jonah Lomu Rugby 1997?
This is the only rugby game I ever came to own. I've recently been playing Left 4 Dead, it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)