This been mentioned? It tickled my wind chimes...forget where it's from
EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK WEEK II: KATIE HOLMES AND A JOKE ABOUT IF YOU WANT A SWEET OR NOT

The only thing lovelier than Katie Holmes is Katie Holmes waking you up in the morning with a 16-inch deep pan Super Supreme Meat Feast she's just ordered for breakfast as a "thank you" for letting her wee on you. Not that we're into that kind of thing -- we prefer stuffed-crust Hawaiians*.

*Not a euphemism for rent boys.
(Frooky, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)

i think i just realised
why i don't stay up till 2am on here
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:47, archived)

It's not 2am.


:p
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

we aim to please
Just consider it a public service
(Frooky, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:49, archived)