Would you like it to make you a cup of tea
while it does it, too?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 5:47, archived)

that would be handy
wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny
If a woman had a wooden tit
Wouldn't it be funny
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 5:48, archived)

um... no
i can do that while its burning....
(Cyrus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 6:05, archived)