You mean you're not bald??
It's all been LIES?!?

*huffs*
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

I'm artificially bald.
And sometimes I'm not.
Generally through laziness.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)

Well
that's all bloody right then ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

YES! IT FUCKING WELL IS,
ISN'T IT!

:p
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

I.
Should. Bloodywell. Think. So.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)